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RADNOR, PA—At a cafeteria-table press conference Monday, David Pernell, 10, "categorically denied" girl-liking allegations recently levied against him by fellow Lakeview Elementary School fourth-grader Jonathan Witt. "I do not, have not and will not ever like girls," Pernell told the crowd of seven boys assembled at the lunchroom's back table. "Mr. Witt's accusations are not only 100 percent false, but also slanderous, as it has always been my firm conviction that girls are totally and completely gross." Pernell went on to suggest that perhaps it is Witt who likes girls, particularly Jenny Loughlin, 10.
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Jag glömmer också, tack för påminnelsen! Roligast just nu? Kanske den här om världens bästa farfar
Jag tycker att den här är ganska lysande också.
Tyvärr kan jag inte göra snygga länkar men här kommer en ful:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/twitter_creator_on_iran_i
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